Having a lot of free time, I watch a lot of TV. Like a lot. But don't worry, dear blog reader, I only watch shows of great cultural or analytical merit. Like reruns of the
X-Men cartoon.
Anyways, one of the shows I watch is
This Week with George Stephanopoulos. The main reason I watch is this guy:

(Conservative thinker
George Will. Sure, he's "the other side," but you gotta respect his giant mind).
This week, Mr. Will laid out a few truths, as part of his commentary on the
epic hip hop battle between a zany basic cable entertainer and an insightful market analyst: Jim Cramer and John Stewart, respectively.
In the segment, George Will lays out three wise precepts, reposted here:
- Never play poker against a man named Slim.
- Never buy a rolex from a man who's out of breath.
- Never take financial advice from a man who's shouting at you.
So there you have it. Sound advice, yeah?